OFF THE DAISY CHAIN
Hey Kids! Abstinence is fun!
Throughout my educational experience, the school nurse's sole responsibility was to distribute ice packs or bandages to treat all ailments such as gaping wounds, chicken pox, or cancer.
But according to this article, school nurses in the UK are counseling students increasingly engaged in sexual adventures such as "daisy chaining," where children are swinging and having group sex.
Do I sound like an old man if I say, "what's the matter with kids today?" When I was in school, I couldn't imagine anybody swinging with me. And I'm talking about playground swings.
Perhaps the United States should ship a crate of Band-Aids across the pond to help their school nurses stop the impending outbreak of venereal diseases.
I suppose it's stories like these that delude some parents into believing their children would avoid sexual experimentation if they removed sex education from schools of if they installed the newly Bush-approved ClearPlay mechanism, which apparently skips over all the sex, violence, and profanity in DVD movies.
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