THE BIG ONE IS COMING

Tell me who in this house know about the quake?

EARTHQUAKES IN CALIFORNIA DURING THE LAST FIVE DAYS
(Not complete)

June 17, 2005 - 1.9 magnitude - 9:25 am - Rancho Santa Margarita, CA
June 17, 2005 - 2.5 magnitude - 9:04 am - Anza, CA
June 17, 2005 - 2.1 magnitude - 7:53 am - Yucaipa, CA
June 17, 2005 - 2.3 magnitude - 5:43 am - McKittrick, CA
June 17, 2005 - 2.3 magnitude - 5:42 am - Cloverdale, CA
June 16, 2005 - 6.7 magnitude - 10:21 pm - Punta Gorda, CA
June 16, 2005 - 3.4 magnitude - 10:24 pm - Anza, CA
June 16, 2005 - 2.9 magnitude - 2:02 pm - Yucaipa, CA
June 16, 2005 - 3.5 magnitude - 1:54 pm - Yucaipa, CA
June 16, 2005 - 3.7 magnitude - 1:54 pm - Yucaipa, CA
June 16, 2005 - 4.9 magnitude - 1:53 pm - Yucaipa, CA
June 16, 2005 - 3.5 magnitude - 4:37 am - Avenal, CA
June 14, 2005 - 3.9 magnitude - 7:57 pm - The Geysers, CA
June 14, 2005 - 7.2 magnitude - 7:50 pm - Crescent City, CA
June 12, 2005 - 5.2 magnitude - 8:41 pm - Anza, CA

Dear Fellow Californians:

Given the imminent earthquake that will sink the west half of California into the Pacific Ocean, I would strongly advise you to leave immediately for other parts of the country.

I especially recommend evacuating the state if you are slowing my commute, jacking up housing costs, snatching up the used records, raping the horses, riding off on the women, or pruning the hedges.

The seismic convulsions will not stop, even after Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes file for divorce.

Very truly yours,

--Junichi