BROTHER IN BLENDER
A loopy photo of my brother with John Mayer is in this month's Blender magazine, which regularly publishes pictures of fans with celebrities.
Kazuo looks ridiculous, but is overshadowed by Paula Messner, who appears high on crank, which must be the only drug that inspires someone to voluntarily rub Iggy Pop's leathery skin.
Also, something tells me that Stevie Wonder was not aware that he was taking a photo with Karim Diane, so I don't think that counts as a photo "with" a celebrity.
I know that country singer Taylor Swift is not tall, so I put Chuck Schuck's height at around 4'8". His growth was probably stunted from all the kids who beat him up for having a first name that rhymes with his last name. Hey, Chuck, at least your name isn't Corn Schuck or Up Schuck.
And as for the photo of Vanilla Ice and Bill Doynics, no comment is necessary.
So congratulations are in order for Jeff Mejorada! Congratulations, sir. You're the only superfan who ends up looking respectable and un-psychotic.
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