TOP 10 NICKNAMES OTHER THAN "A-ROID" THAT WILL SURFACE AFTER EVERYONE ADMITS TO STEROID USE

Alex Rodriguez actually misses when he was just "A-Hole"

Top 10 Nicknames Other Than "A-Roid" That Will Surface After Allegations of Steroid Use are Brought to Light:

1. Roid Blagojevich


2. Hannah Montanabolic Steroids


3. H.G.H. Wells


4. Asterisk Astley


5. Balco-fi Annan


6. Juiced Newton


7. Zac Efroid


8. Celene Androsteredion


9. Human Growth Hormona Lisa


10. Nastia Liukinjection

--Junichi